Ok from where we left off. i have to agree with sean that a guy shouldnt pay forthe girl on the very first date. like even it might sound like his a poor bastard. i mean cmon girls, how much can he possibly have in his wallet. if he has like 1000 excessive cash to spend,Ok SURE, why not . But say 50 bucks, and your paying for movie, dinner,still have to count cab fare home. Sending her home by bus is frigging paiseh on the first date please. Anyway, for people like me, who is sure darn broke all thetime, ok not so worth it to get invloved in this kinda thing now yeah?
for the record, the average amount of $$ i have in my wallet, seldom exceeds 50. that includes savings. my piggy bank is on the brink of extermination. it has remained isolated in my drawer sincethe beginning of this year. :( sadly, the amount of dust collected would leave me the honours , of doing a blowjob. ok you get what i mean. i just had to say it.
Back to what we were saying, yeah, i guess many girls would like the guy to pay for them. but at the same time, theres this feeling of "wah he pay for me so nice, but i actually quite paiseh" **blush blush. Theoratically speaking, its a nice thing to do. but we must consider the situation. we are not working adults. so yeah.
ANYWAYSSSSS, issue #1.
In the cinema, theres this problem when you try to put your arm around the girl but the frigging arm rest is blocking you. and she constantly shows signs of disconfort though she doesnt mention anything to you. Ok so you decide to upgrade and move your arms around her hips. Worse. try leaning against the sofa with an arm blocking your lower body. Uncomfortable right. yeah sure, damn irritating. ok so HOW NOW. thing is nothing you can do unless you remove the arm rest. the best way would actually be to just hold hands la please. not trying to discourage the flailing birthrates in Singapore. but if you wanna make out, at least take the back row corner or something, and not let everyone hear weird smooching noises throughout the show. and if you have people sitting behind you. its gonna feel so damn awkward. maybe most people wouldnt bother. but this kinda thing, again dont need to say one. Discretion is the best way to make L . O . V . E .
Issue #2.
Like 1 week ago, i was heading out, so i decidedto take the stairs. Why. cause i realised i was growing increasingly fat and insecure, and ugly, and disgasting, and such a turn off that no one likes me anymore. Ok jkjk. i just din wanna take the lift. so i took the stairs, and look what i found. Mat couple making out in the middle of the stairwell, and when they saw me the guy immediately like, covered the guy and brought her closer to i could walk down. Wah please la, see people still wanna smooch things out. and why of all places, the stairs. at least like erh..
ok try taking the lift to the 40th story and down. quite effective. but if so happens got people wanna board then you jialat. 1st thing they see when the lift door opens . Is you. trying to ram. ahem . Ok parental advisory explicit content. i would like to continue this part based on my vivid imagination. but i guess not. as many readers out there tend not to have the same mindset.
Ok issue #3, i like talkative girls. hey look isnt that a good thing. if the guy 's just talking and talking and drooning on , and the girl doesnt even respond . whats the damn point. just cancel the date and go home. relationships should be 2 sided la. the guy shouldn be making all the tough calls and descisions all the time. Like " erh what movie you wanna watch" , " what you wanna do" , "where you wanna go" . And the most ownage reply. "ANYTHING UP TO YOU"".
should have just saved his breath. im no expert but its kinda irritating when you get this sorta response. MANNNN DAMN.. IM REALLY EMO NOW. sorry peeps but later, MY Pudge missed a hook.OMGGGGGGAWDDDDDDDDDD. like i could claim im the best pudgey in lordoreon,yeah but i think seriously am right! :((((
ok this is nothing to do with the above. well but just treasure relationships and take care of one another and things will be fine. <3 share the love yo!
OK LAST THING, i really dont see the point in clubbing really. its just like w*******g . temporary entertainment , after that you realised you've wasted 18bucks, another 30 on drinks, and 15 on cab fare. and furthurmore, it promotes promiscuous behaviour. Uh uh*shakes head. bad bad. be a uprighteous boy who goes to Church weekly and then heads down for training, and goes home early to spend time with mommy :D i like that. soundsgood.OK LATER!
Friday, December 15, 2006
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