Alright, i have to hurry we dont have much time. thanks to the wonders of mother nature. the earthquake which is devastated countless acres of land. Left thousands homeless and hungry. and made the reparation cost shoot up by 5billion dollars. we are left with a problem. Not a minor one. A pretty much major one. With so many internet lines disabled, its a miracle how i actually managedto access my blog, and spend my sunday morning blogging instead. the wonders of life. the many simple things that you do, really make life worth living.

Ok back to the point. so its sunday morning, 2am. ill be heading down to churchreally soon. ANYWAYS, the Taiwan earthquake has all but let the cyber world in a state of chaos, where destruction and mayhem reigns. ok sorry im exaggerating.

but my friendster has ceased to function. Thats calamity. you know what that means. I CANT MAKE FRIENDS. oh jolly good. being the hardcore cyber online gamer pro , friendster is everything to me. my social network of friends revolve aroundthe many frends i make online everyday. that is so cool. i never once have to show my real true face in public. it embarasses me. Oh damn. i just realised my mask is expiring. i have to get a new one soon. this is not good. the situation calls for some pressing issues.

ok sorry people for the above bullshit. its sunday morning like i said, i have nothing better to do then to TALK COCK! ok wait gimme a few moments to upload some pics. :)

And ill touch on the issue of girls being dominatrix.x .x .x . x .

THIS IS RETARDED.

Keith song actually told me i needed mask for men. supposedly for the supremely handsomes

heres what he said

mattheus_@hotmail.com says:you think this pic utes?
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:cutes
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:-->
qeithwong@gmail.com says:quite nice
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:okie
qeithwong@gmail.com says:acceptable
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:i leave it as msn dp la..
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:LOL.
qeithwong@gmail.com says:mask not needed
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:AHHAHAHA
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:you watch out
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:i find your nice pic and i send you
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:mask required
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:and parental advisary

qeithwong@gmail.com says:eh your third friendster pic take out ah
qeithwong@gmail.com says:i damn ugly
qeithwong@gmail.com says:hahaa
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:really?
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:you just saw?
mattheus_@hotmail.com says: uploading now
qeithwong@gmail.com says:ya
qeithwong@gmail.com says:hahaha
qeithwong@gmail.com says:the one my eyes half closed
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:damn cute pics
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:OH.
qeithwong@gmail.com says:damn ugly, can take out please
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:ok want me censo your face?
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:i help you colour the face out
qeithwong@gmail.com says:...
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:use paint eraser
qeithwong@gmail.com says:never mind
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:HAHAHAHA
qeithwong@gmail.com says:hahaha
qeithwong@gmail.com says:basket
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:mask for men?
qeithwong@gmail.com says:ya i should have got for you
qeithwong@gmail.com says:i forgot
qeithwong@gmail.com says:but then i first time buy, no discount
qeithwong@gmail.com says:you regular member already, so cheap for you
qeithwong@gmail.com says:with all the freebies
qeithwong@gmail.com says:buy 5 masks get 1 free
qeithwong@gmail.com says:wah so good, i 1 already have to spend my 2 months allownace
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:NABAEI
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:yours custom made ah
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:dont talk so much
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:at least they have my desgin
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:for you special one
mattheus_@hotmail.com says:have to use mould and make
qeithwong@gmail.com says:HAHAHAHA OMG




OK . that was a convo between me and keith song. its retarded. but i have to agree that we both need Masks for men. to hide our handsome faces :)

Ok first and foremost. i have been very irresonsible for not updating regularly to make this blog as cock as possible. I've just received some really cool pics from beat, and mark. so ill upload them as soon as possible!

Wells, i've held my shit for about 10hours now. i dont wish to entertain any queries on why im saying this . but its just part of my random nature. Pics and a new blog skin will be up soon!

And my tagboard is so screwed. Lala sorta flamed it the other day. :( I DONT FRIEND YOU ANYMORE LALA! all the anons on my tagboard are actually lala. she was trying to make a mockery outta my blog. but my quick reflexes saved the day. And prevented furthur wispread damage. in return for her KIND favour. i shall flame 100tags on her blog.

THATS YOUR PUNISHMENT.

ok for now. GOTTA GO. see you guys later. :)

okay. REMINDER TO SELF.
BRING A CHESS SET TO RONGXIN'S HOUSE.

yeah mannn. chesss rocks. imma geeeeek. hahahaha.
wahliao wahliao i'm quite pro one okay.

anyway yup! good luck friend all the best :D



andd uhh. yupp riight.
tay is sending me youth camp photos and there's only 0.2 gig left.
yeah man yeah man. by the time i come back home later should be settled already.


mattheus MUST have gotten bored of this blog lol but nvm i shall try my best to post as often as time permits or something, always providing i'm not lazy which isn't really much of a garuntee la yup.

quite a few ppl have come to me and like talked to me abt carol and i wearing shades while narrating. first and foremost i would like to clarify that it was MY idea and i bear full responsibility once again. hahaha yeah i know la i still got that problem with being impulsive.

my dad was like "sean.. that was not appropriate."
but my mum being much more fun loving and generally not as serious as my dad promptly corrected him on his language. "it's INappropriate. not, not appropriate. you don't speak properly blahblahblahblah" yeah apocalypse or something but you get my point. hahaha so that was one thing.

then my uncle was like "EH SEAN. i saw the glasses what's with that man."

then zhiyang.. "ehh take of the glasses your making a mockery out of the thing"

issac "ehh wah y'all coordinated the shades isit. quite cool."

HAHAH okay so opinions are divided and some ARE indeed actually positive la. but.. okay i can't say i regret.. but i will umm.. put more thought into my actions next time yes. i just don't take some things seriously enough at times.

yeah but having said that, the poster carol gave me..


"Many years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than the ones you did. so throw off teh bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour, catch the winds in your sails"

so thats giving me the wrong message, something like a GO AHEAD to pull off somemore crazy stuff muahaha. yup. YUP.

OKAY LATER. g2g.

hahaha shit sounds like y'all had fun. so high arh?
but i spent the whole night at home down with gastric so i'm somber (:

the musical's over! yup yup. quite cool la right.
but then it also means that school's starting, yeah not that i don't look forward to finally coming to my own in every lower sec ri boys "ideal environment" but you get what i mean la.
(actually right.. we all know there's nothing special about rg girls la.. SORRY CAROL. rg girls in general la. hahahahaha. but yeah at sec1 and 2 your kinda short sighted)
right. but yes its quite sad cause next year you go back to school, and then i can't help but feeling i'll be closer to my school friends la i'm sure y'all know what i mean and.. yeah.
but i would just like to say that this christmas has been especially meaningful to me for all the times we had together la yup.

i think i've really really gotten to know ppl alot better la. especially LIONEL, MATTHEUS, ZHIJIE, IZZIE (friend!), RONGXIN, LALA, KIMBERLY, MARK.
i would like to thank everybody for the cards!
i mean when i read mark choo's card i almost died laughing but then after looking at it again it DOES ring of truth la. but it'd be carol waiting for me not the other way around! cause i'm younger.
anddd. we're just close friends la (:
pastor patrick also damn funny. "don't break too many hearts ah"
wahliao wahliao! okay lor FINE.
okay la if like that slowly mention must mention alot. and thats cause it comes from my FRIEND, izzie (:
thankyou friend thankyou. thankyou so much for being my friend and all, yeah i know it might seem as if i joke about everything and take things lightly but that really means alot to me. and no worries la! of course friendship won't go wrong one. (:

OKAY STOP.

okay on a random note i do wish people would stop contacting me asking me to approach susanta and sell clubbing tickets to her, cause i've already made it very clear that i'm against clubbing and even though broke up quite long ago it still sucks to watch a friend degenerate into a compulsive alcoholic.

rofl okayokay relax. its not anybody from church (:

yeah anyway merry xmas everybody!
hope that we'll still be close even after school reopens and everything la yup. all the best for the year ahead..

AND HERE'S TO ADIV'07! HAHAHAHA.
aiyah this kinda thing no need to say one but yeah quite out of place here ya.

mhmm.. yeah just merry xmas.

HELLO IM AT SAMS HOUSE. :)

you must be wondering who is sam. Sam is sam.
sam is a loser. like me.
i have no life.
thats why i blog.
i cant friends, like you can. no sorry i cant.
unfortunately, i have online friends!!1 :)
:) :) :) <3<3<3

BtWz , ALl MoI FWeE3nZx CuT!3szzz De W0rxz
UUee ShO GuuRZ ?


OK LALA IS BESIDE ME. hmnnnnn... THIS IS INTERESTING.
YOU SEE WHY CANT WE JUST TALK. MUST TYPE HERE.
DAMN BO LIAO. :(
lala is MAKING NOISE. SHE IS LAUGHING. WHICH I FIND HIGHLY entertaining.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS CHRISTMAS, LET THE GOOD TIDINGS TELL
THE SEASON WE KNOW SO WELL
HAS ARRIVED
AND THE START OF HE HOLIDAY
THE BETS PART OF THE HOLIDAY IS JESUS!!!!!! ::))))))))))


wOOOOOOO0000TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.


THIS IS SO THE OWNS.

sean tan is a scandalous boy who i sleeping and making funny noises beside me :)))))LIKE ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH,WAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AHHHH MATT STOP IT!!!


""moaning sounds"

"more grunts and snorts"

"GET OFF ME"!!!!!!

mark choo says HIS DAMN HORNY.
with horns on his head. MOOOOOO!

kay for now, goodbyessss.HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHH

spam spam spam. hahaha you'll get bored of it after awhile.
but its quite obvious thats not me right.. don't worry don't worry.
sean hasn't become some emo kid posting song lyrics (hahah ummm. not that i have anything against posting song lyrics but ya la personal reputation at stake rofl)
and i know by now everyone' s wondering who that mystery blogger is SO.
keeep guessing!
but i'm not gonna tell you mann.
hahahaha.

I'm really bored & my new name is i'm not sean :)

HAHAHAHA.

& see now how popular is this blog, cause i'm blogging in it :D

I smell browniess, feel like eating them now):

Everybody wants to be loved
Every once in a while
We all need someone to hold on to
Just like a helpless child
Can you whisper in my ear
Let me know its all right
It's been a long time coming down this road
& now I know what I've been searching for
Been a long highway
Love's been a long time coming :)

Hahaha rubbish...
I'm not sean.
All the best for musical :)

LET THE MONSTER UNLEASH ITSELF NOW.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


sorry i was emo.


caused like.

i couldnt beat the final boss in marvel vs capcom2.


SO NAturally, i got damn pissed.

everytime i use Gambit, wolverine, and cyclops.

Like, Optic blast!

Miss.

Optic blast!

Boss uses ulti.

OWNED

Then gambit pops in and taunts, CMON MON AMI.

NAB.

ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE BULLSHIT.

JUST proves to be a relief from my emotional trauma. :(

mattheus.. haha okay i'm kinda guessing who your talking abt here ya but if i'm right then i guess she's going through a rather tough time right now? yeah of course you want to be the one who's there for her, i can understand that la but sometimes what she needs more than anything is just time on her own. actually right i think you should stop calling and msg-ing her la. as in once in a while okay but really really just relax and don't spam. after awhile she'll realise she needs you and come talk to you one. even if she doesn't then its still better than constantly niggling her cause that'll only make her irritated one know.

okay la if you were just being pseudo-emo then my post becomes superfluous and if thats the case then sue me but i'd still be happy to know your okay. but seriously just give her her own space for abit la.

and you better cheer up man. its freaking christmas.

-

this blog supposed to be cockster one leh you go blog until so serious.. buay tahan hahaha. kidding kidding. but yeah la lemme attempt to lighten up the atmosphere.

haha i know some people are apprehensive of jc. new environment, don't really know how the friendships you already have will change now that girls come into the picture.. afraid that you won't be able to fit in la.

but seriously.. this kinda thing.. no need to say one! but ya la so many of my seniors changed so much after going into rj. then i go rj see carol that time PURPOSELY put me down one. seriously sometimes feel like killing them or something (nah i'm kidding) hahaha. but its okay what. i mean people want say what then say what lor.. gossip then gossip lorr.. but seriously gossip this kinda thing, cannot believe one. i mean 7 timing?! where got so zai one. even if that zai also no money la dey. ego boost only la hahahahha STOP I'M KIDDING.

yeah true that also means that when ppl talk to you they've their barriers firmly up but then again like carol put it "the barriers might be up but every girl wants to be the one to change the bad boys heart" and so i guess its actually alluring in a way.

also it gives you the added satisfaction when..
okay the story goes like this

some guy was talking abt how next year everybody's gonna falll for him. y'know, stupid secondary school trash talk la yup. but then i was like doing some 123450819 question math revision shit and really really wasn't in the mood to hear his empty boasts so ya. standard one of course must act tough!! its like in our blood, before we even became the official alpha-males but anyway.

"eh you think you damn good isit. just shuddap and do your math la bloody hell."
"ya i think i damn good! next year i show you please"

then everyone stare at him rofllll. "OEI YOU KNOW WHO YOU TALKING TO ANOT!"

hahahaha ehhh not i say one ah. obvious this kinda boasts not my style la. i'm like more laid-back then that please no need so kanchiong. this kinda thing.. no need say one! ill be more like "you watch out la next year ask susanta judo throw you" or something more light-hearted rofl.

okay la not funny not funny. but at the point in time i was seriously damn highly amused.


but to that loser of a boyfriend who's not taking care of my jiejie right now..
seriously better watch it. y'all go overseas cip trip then she injured herself hafta sms me when i'm like in singapore and your supposed to be next to her then something is wrong.
next year you die i tell you.

hahaha okay kidding la sorry if my language's abit harsh. and i AM reasonable and do understand that its his first time. but still. take care of people only.. this kinda thing no need say one. natural one la. baskit.

oh well. i really have no reason to be getting myself worked up when i told mattheus to chill.
so lets just all CHILLLL and go vivocity later to shop. hahaha.

sounds like a plan.

OH before i go. one more last thing. i would like to suan carol about her failing memory. hahaha eh not i say one she said so herself. aiyah kidding la. haii carol please stop taking on so much.. you obviously have too much on your mind. this christmas please just drop everything let your hair done and.. commemorate the joyous occasion on which Christ was born.

anddd. lala don't so emo okay? yesterday throughout the musical like siansian like that.. cheer up okay? take care.

AND MATTHEUS ALSO. i tell you ah. by later i see you you better not emo already. if not.. if not.. okay i don't know if not what happen also. just don't emo la dey. if only the 3 of us then y'all so emo. kinda depressing for me ya.

okay i play dota already. everyone please spread the festive cheer.

something just doesnt feel so right. those messages. calls that never get answered.just what is going on? :(( man. couldn't stuff just turn out so much more simpler

i haven't done christmas shopping yet haha shit. friday but yes i know its gonna be damn crowded.. haha oh no i'm damn noob at this kinda thing. never ever bought anything for anyone for valentines lol let alone christmas. okay maybe it shouldn't be "let alone" cause probably its more common to buy for xmas then valentines but i'm sure everybody knows what i'm talking about mhmm.

okay so moving on.. hahaha. there's nothing to move on to. yesterday i slept the whole day and didn't feel in the mood to do anything.

lethargic already la.

ehhh. btw friend. i don't think your fat la please stop it now and cheer up.
seriously.

see y'all in church! AND I WILL BE EARLY THIS TIME.
yes mark my words. hahaha.

ALRIGHT WELLS. today was hella fun and stuff like it totally rocked! went out with#twin 2. (secret identity) AND IT WAS LIKE. really fun! #twin 2 has really small hands! damn cute la. wah im starting to blog like a girl. ok better cut down on those bitchy statements. anywayss, #twin2 and i went to watch open season. that shows really for kids. we were the only people our age in the entire theatre. absolutely hilarious. the rest of the happenings i shall not disclose. OK AFTER THAT, we went for lunch at taka. for some reason, i hadthe urge to eat pigs liver. WHICH I DID. and #twin 2 got roasted duck noodles. i helped her to choose :) rigggghhhtttttt, we were taking turns to treat each other la, which made no sense. since we both should have just paid for ourselves.

ANYWAYS,

eating is beside the point. we walked around Mango, zara, and i cant remember where else. it proved to be very awkward constantly walking around in female shops.

and sitting down on their coaches or sofas, and where ever else. so tiring. SO WE HEADED DOWN TO HEEREN.

and we found. a shirt called. which said.

" all the good guys are gays.." and another that said "guys are our pets"
wow that is so bias. i should find something that refers to the opposite sex.

RIGHT. so after our wonderful shopping session. of which i achieved the pinnacle of WINDOW SHOPPING. we headed down to starbucks to chill.

Being sucha noob. i ordered espresso delight double shot(shit) . which turned out to be some shit bitter smelling tasting liquid which i absolutely detested. twin got a fruit punch! so nice. so i somehow managed to gulp down the espresso. and get myself a fruit punch. btw twin has really nice eyes. :))) <3 so twin and i cabbed back home. and we found ourselves sitting at the swimming pool listening to stupid/horny/funky/retarded songs.

after which we did the most basic necessity that all females do.

CAMWHOREEEE!!!!!!! <3<3<3

to be honest. i was kinda looking forward to it. what a gay.

ok after much camwhoring.i counted 6 pictures. we had our goodbyes and i headed home. :) what an eventful day. i do treasure every moment that we had heh. ok toodles for now! <3 you twin!

okay i feel bad about what happened yesterday.
its my fault la okay. i just don't really see why they need to rehearse the UV thing so many times and all, but yes on second thought that is an extremely selfish point of view.

brb. i'll blog later. g2g ikea with my mum.

hello people :)
today was a rainy day. its still raining. anyway, i headed down town for dance and dinner with my dads company and co. they were having this thingy, for some sorta celebration. so the whole family went. and here are some pics!

okayokay i am laughing out loud.
that's DAMN FUNNY LA HAHAHA CAN'T STAND IT.
alright la its a private thing with mattheus rofl.
amgawdd. coincidences are rife.

anyway anyway. MATTHEUS. i thought we were brothers please. this sudden betrayal is as almost as painful as it is tragic. aiyah girls this kinda minor thing also want to argue and compete! just pool together then share la dey.. this kinda thing don't need to say one! who you want you SAY NOW. i give you. LOL KIDDING.

DISCLAIMER: i'm kidding. really. i respect everyone as individuals AND equals be they male or female and im not treating girls like some vcd at a video ezy store to rent and return kinda thing. SERIOUS. i'm very nice one im sure ppl will testify to that. (hello friend please support me.) yup yup. this kinda thing NO NEED TO SAY ONE.

this kinda zhong se qing you attitude ah.. how to get you far in life please. hahaha okay STOP. before i continue i would like to say that mattheus is a very very good friend and that i'm saying all this just for fun and that i KNOW he was joking in the previous post. precisely. but these few days i've been joking alot lol. its like just in my nature i think. damn bad laa.. when someone say something then you automatically have this urge to say something which you don't mean but sounds funny? haiyo.

anyway see y'all later in church!

Sean tan.

i dunno why this blog title is called Sean tan. but he was the 1st thing that came to mind when i saw his post that was of the utmost quality. quality. not bullshit. but im bullshitting. get the drift ( thats like his favourite phrase) . now you see how much we care.
Contrary to belief, sean tan isnt a promiscuous boy. i would like to define promiscous . its the act of having multiple sexual partners. i wont know about sean tan, but he is a uprighteous boy in church. and seldom indulges in extra-terrestrial activities like making out. I can vouch for sean that his lips are still virginised. and it would take quite an effort to devirginise his lips.

Ok as for me, we cant say the same. ok joking. im very much a virgin. ANYWAYS, sean tan has made a contant effort to get to know all the girls in church. **clap clap* and he proves to be very effective and charming, and all too pro. much to my distaste. ok im joking. im more than a match for him and his underhand methods. HAHAHAHAA OK OK SORRY JOKING YAWWWLLLLLLL. you know how egos get in the way sometimes. OK THAT WAS BULLSHIT. any of the above ca all well be fiction. BUT one things certain. You keep true friends close to your heart, and your enemies even closer. thats what a good christian should do.

a tight tight church youth group will all but provide a much needed conducive environment for growing in the Lord, and at the same time, getting to know young christian males and females alike. and eventually, you get to marry a good christian wife! WOW. amazing stuff aye. i like.


WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS, going off point for a bit. yesterday i got kinda sad for my twin. cause. erm wells. something happened when she went partying, and Bah. i just got kinda emo . naturally. but everythings all well now. <3 . Laters.

hmms.. today is sunday. means you should be faithful to your girlfriend/boyfriend just like me(: so no new tips for y'all i'm so sorry. hahaha kidding la fact is i'm so guai and innocent.. everyone believes me right hahaha.

orhh i was just reading the profiles right, and.. lala's a frigging pro minesweeper player! hahahah. aiyah aiyah. i remember last time i was playing with some math genius in my class. as in the seriously bona fide GENIUS gep kid instead of the bottom of the class me, and i was trashed 0-4. but ytd i won lala 3 times in a row! and izzie 3 times also. but izzie won me once :c but nvm la since izzie's my friend. of course we must be pro hahaha.

JANELLE i'm not super emo on this blog caaan. i achieve nirvana already la i'm just like spreading the light amongst the ignorant angsty teenagers, caught up in the passionate flame of romantic puppy love. get my drift? hahaha. aiyaa.

and izzie my posts DO have a point! its just that i tend to sidetrack alot la but the main point is still there. i deal with issues in a very pragmatic way la and i prefer to deal with generalities and the big picture rather than touch on each specific details. told you already what imma humans student whaat. give a man to fish and he eats for a day. teach a man how to fish and you set him up for a lifetime. specfic examples are all well and good but they lack the flexibility and fluidity of a general guideline, which is just how my mind works la hahaha. what for be so static! instead of memorising a thousand thousand theoretical positions in chess, it would suffice to remember the underlying ideas and feel for the position, then making a move based on intuitive positional judgement.

yesterday i watched jenn come from 2 sets down to win 4-2 in the u18 tabletennis finals! hahaha its actually very inspiring.

aight wassup wassup.

ohh i just ran to church. from my house.. go NUS run one round.. then church then west coast park.

aight that was very random.

aight why am i going aight all the time. its so uncharacteristic of me.

but whatever i'm obviously very blurhx now.

LATER

Children of Boredom

Sunday night. 12am. tv screening arsenal vs portsmouth in the background. Comp blasting seven nations army, with a hint of msn pop ups occasionally. IMMA sinking into absolute boredom. The endless chatter on msn ceases and all is silent once more. solace. the serenity. it doest help. Goodnight replys. " i gtg mom nagging" , "hey brb", "IM PLAYING Sudoku/MINESWEEPER" .

im starting to find Msn an even greater source of boredom. Oh im the one in bold
#1. Hi / yoyo!
#2. silence.
#3. HEY HEY! :)
#4 silence
#5 what you doing
silence
silence

5mins later..

#6 sorry was playing dota!/watching tv/ flirting.
#7 silence.
#8 wah zai zai kia. so pro.
#9 ***k YOUU LA.
#10 gay shit.
#11 BLOCKED.

champion.



LALA wants me to blog about her. so does izzie. aiyoh. tsk you people. all trying valiantly to promote blog popularity. :)))) so i put izzie and lala's name and 1000000 more people start checking the blog out. HOW COOL CAN YOU CAN.







LALA:
1. incredibly hyper
2. a friggin pro minesweeper player. i got pawned 26-1( i just suck)
3. SIGH IF ONLY I HAD LALA's hair can.
4. i still owe her her overdue birthday prezzie (soscrewed)
5. LALA HAS VERY CUTE SNEAKERS I WANT!!!


OK IZZIES TURN. i tell you this want i needto crack my brain 10 times harder. HAHAHAHA JOKING JOKING!!!

IZZIE:
1. she think she gym captain damn pro. OK PRO LA!
2. IZZIE SLEEPS IN THE SANCTUARY. and always complains she's hungry .PIG
3. izzie always loses to me in dumb and intellectual. hence, im intellectual, shes dumber. Contrary to Lala. HHAHAHAHAA
4. Izzie is a X!a0ZhuZhu!
5. Ok last one. Finally, *sign of relief
she thinks she's fergie, but i think otherwise!


OK THATS ALL FOR NOW FOLKS. :))) im like super hyper now.

IM bored. and i owe Lala her overdue prezzie. OH MANNNNNNNNNNNNN

EARTHSHAKING NEWS . i just realised my friendster has a decent amount of 391 friends of which at least i 8/10 i do not know closely. as in not tight? LIKE NOT TIGHT LIKE brothers? :(

well, friendster not really useful after all..
AND EVEN MORE GROUND BREAKING NEWS FROM KPKB NEWS ASIA. janelle's my fried omggggggwtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffIMbAZ.

like my pudge. IMBAXZXXXXZZ. got people in the lan shop seriously wanna whack me when they see my hook flying everywhere and dragging a hero distined to his doom BACK TO MY GREAT MAW. OWNED!

Ok from where we left off. i have to agree with sean that a guy shouldnt pay forthe girl on the very first date. like even it might sound like his a poor bastard. i mean cmon girls, how much can he possibly have in his wallet. if he has like 1000 excessive cash to spend,Ok SURE, why not . But say 50 bucks, and your paying for movie, dinner,still have to count cab fare home. Sending her home by bus is frigging paiseh on the first date please. Anyway, for people like me, who is sure darn broke all thetime, ok not so worth it to get invloved in this kinda thing now yeah?
for the record, the average amount of $$ i have in my wallet, seldom exceeds 50. that includes savings. my piggy bank is on the brink of extermination. it has remained isolated in my drawer sincethe beginning of this year. :( sadly, the amount of dust collected would leave me the honours , of doing a blowjob. ok you get what i mean. i just had to say it.

Back to what we were saying, yeah, i guess many girls would like the guy to pay for them. but at the same time, theres this feeling of "wah he pay for me so nice, but i actually quite paiseh" **blush blush. Theoratically speaking, its a nice thing to do. but we must consider the situation. we are not working adults. so yeah.





ANYWAYSSSSS, issue #1.
In the cinema, theres this problem when you try to put your arm around the girl but the frigging arm rest is blocking you. and she constantly shows signs of disconfort though she doesnt mention anything to you. Ok so you decide to upgrade and move your arms around her hips. Worse. try leaning against the sofa with an arm blocking your lower body. Uncomfortable right. yeah sure, damn irritating. ok so HOW NOW. thing is nothing you can do unless you remove the arm rest. the best way would actually be to just hold hands la please. not trying to discourage the flailing birthrates in Singapore. but if you wanna make out, at least take the back row corner or something, and not let everyone hear weird smooching noises throughout the show. and if you have people sitting behind you. its gonna feel so damn awkward. maybe most people wouldnt bother. but this kinda thing, again dont need to say one. Discretion is the best way to make L . O . V . E .

Issue #2.
Like 1 week ago, i was heading out, so i decidedto take the stairs. Why. cause i realised i was growing increasingly fat and insecure, and ugly, and disgasting, and such a turn off that no one likes me anymore. Ok jkjk. i just din wanna take the lift. so i took the stairs, and look what i found. Mat couple making out in the middle of the stairwell, and when they saw me the guy immediately like, covered the guy and brought her closer to i could walk down. Wah please la, see people still wanna smooch things out. and why of all places, the stairs. at least like erh..

ok try taking the lift to the 40th story and down. quite effective. but if so happens got people wanna board then you jialat. 1st thing they see when the lift door opens . Is you. trying to ram. ahem . Ok parental advisory explicit content. i would like to continue this part based on my vivid imagination. but i guess not. as many readers out there tend not to have the same mindset.

Ok issue #3, i like talkative girls. hey look isnt that a good thing. if the guy 's just talking and talking and drooning on , and the girl doesnt even respond . whats the damn point. just cancel the date and go home. relationships should be 2 sided la. the guy shouldn be making all the tough calls and descisions all the time. Like " erh what movie you wanna watch" , " what you wanna do" , "where you wanna go" . And the most ownage reply. "ANYTHING UP TO YOU"".
should have just saved his breath. im no expert but its kinda irritating when you get this sorta response. MANNNN DAMN.. IM REALLY EMO NOW. sorry peeps but later, MY Pudge missed a hook.OMGGGGGGAWDDDDDDDDDD. like i could claim im the best pudgey in lordoreon,yeah but i think seriously am right! :((((

ok this is nothing to do with the above. well but just treasure relationships and take care of one another and things will be fine. <3 share the love yo!

OK LAST THING, i really dont see the point in clubbing really. its just like w*******g . temporary entertainment , after that you realised you've wasted 18bucks, another 30 on drinks, and 15 on cab fare. and furthurmore, it promotes promiscuous behaviour. Uh uh*shakes head. bad bad. be a uprighteous boy who goes to Church weekly and then heads down for training, and goes home early to spend time with mommy :D i like that. soundsgood.OK LATER!

ohh ohh. i almost forgot.
GROUND BREAKING NEWS.

isabel's my friend (:




cheers!

sean you are very disturbing. at first when i saw the cock you wrote. i was like wth is this guy up to now. Besides, he has a tendency to erh.Exaggerate. Oh well, nevermind! you did well.

Ok lets see, im not gonna touch on some " IMMA NOOB BOYFRIEND" kinda thing. i guess everyone has their own flaws and what nots. sooo..like sean said. every girl has their insecurities. even though she might seem alright on the outside, its more like a facade(wow chimp word), deeeeep inside, she could be hurting, emotional, depressed, insecure,blablabla. Fine, this context applies to guys as well la. GUYS CAN GET EMO TOO MAN.

Issues: Issues: ok to be continued. i have no inspiration at the moment.

eh mattheus hahaha damn funny i was very irked at the template at first but actually now its starting to grow on me. okay that was a random point and well.. not neccessary. and you better buck up the standard of your posts la so anyhow one. mhmm.. kidding kidding.

nowadays so many people around are emo-ing away. (matt obviously doesn't count. your symptom is spelled out B-O-R-E-D). well you either cry or laugh so here are my 2 cents worth.

DISCLAIMER: I DONT PRETEND TO BE ANY EXPERT OR WHAT SO IF YOU READ AND GO CRAZY/TRY OUT THE STUFF AND GET REJECTED ITS TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO ASSURE EVERYONE THAT THIS ACCOUNT IN NO WAY REPRESENTS ME. I AM GUAI AND INNOCENT. ah there we go (:

i guess we all remember the first time. insecure of yourself, gazing starry-eyed at that first crush, wondering how she could ever ever even taken notice of insignificant, unworthy you. you go around stalking her, finding out how she's doing, learning about her from her friends, getting to know her without getting to know her if you catch my drift. then you get her handphone number and email from a friend. then you stop and am like, "how to start convo!!" then you plan out your sms stare at it for 10min, rejected it and start from scratch all over again.

(eh on a separate note, i'm writing this from a guy's perspective btw if anyone hasn't realised already hahaha. so yeah.)

the first thing is to not see the girl as so way up there. self-confidence is alluring hahaha seriously. of course it does seem hard at first la. when you crush someone everything she does is like.. oh so graceful -swoon- kinda thing but just get real. OKAY. sorry yeah i'm not much of a romantic and if your thinking that thought now, don't worry cause i know, and i don't take offense. my last ex was like on my case daily for being unromantic/ungentlemanly/unkempt but i found the whole matter highly amusing. okay la not entirely amusing of course my ego pain abit right, but thats where the whole "its over (walks out)" thing from FANTOM OF THE CAMPSITE the alliance and co. production came about. it is noteworthy that you shouldn't tell a christian you hate God and want to have nothing to do with Him, go clubbing every other day and somehow expect the guy to accept you. makes sense right? hahaha.

yeah i knoww how it feels. all your jealous friends who also like her will put you down, saying you have no chance whatever. but i'm a firm believer in Hitch and the "any man has a chance in getting any woman" mantra is one of the main tenants of my innermost psychology, and it IS of paramount importance to not pay any heed to them lest your mind descend into a whirlpool of confusion and self doubt.

think about it, you want to reach out to some girl, but she's outta this world. dunno abt y'all la but thats quite outta reach. so first and foremost you hafta bring her back down to earth. oh btw i know those phrases were originally meant to be taken metaphorically but the literal interpretation seemed rather apt. when your infatuated with someone you only see the good side of her. like, for example, she's chio, she's charismatic. what you don't realise is that she's posessive, secretly insecure etcetc. please remember that every girl is deep down, well, at this age anyway, an insecure teenager. you just have to find a way to connect with that voliatile part of her and game set match. what this means is that you put yourself in her shoes, try to figure out what would touch her at that point in time. what this also means is figuring out what she thinks about you and if neccessary, changing that.

if you think about it, yes you crush her but as a teenager, she probably has her own crush too. AND THAT MIGHT NOT NECCESSARILY BE YOU. yes thats a sad fact of reality that at times the pieces don't just all fall into place right from the start. but its okay cause character counts more than looks, unless the girl in question is hopelessly superficial and if that is the case your better off without her. (btw i'm not being sour grapes here hahaha.) the point being, someone out there's probably making her feel woefully inadequate too. basically, she's human! not some goddess or angel like so many many people like to delude themselves into thinking she's out of reach. setting themselves up for failure which i personally find to be extremely retarded.

there are those who say they already KNOW her flaws, and insecurities etc but they still see her as perfect because they love her for who she is. in that case your either very close to her already or your trying to bluff me with your romantic notions of utopia. (which is sadly the case 90% of the time) to these people, i sincerely wish you never be disillusioned cause i've forgotten how it was like to see the world with such optimism and frankly that sucks.

all readers who feel you fit in the above category should stop reading further.













but frankly that kinda thinking is indeed endearing and innocence is of a high premium these days, but just take a step back and consider the situation rationally. you don't go up to an angel and talk to her. the angel comes down to talk to you. but as you sit there waiting and hoping desperately for the day to come, she just doesn't take notice of you and ooopz. it is our privelledge (misfortune to some) as guys, to be the one who makes the first move. its like being white while play chess. that first move gives you the initiative, allows you to do stuff. by choosing and determining the place y'all will meet, you also select the atmosphere and tone for the relationship. which essentially means that you choose whether you want to be super romantic (esplanade, al fresco dinner) or casual (standard movie dinner) or unconventional (hahaha for the want of a better word at this point in time, i used unconventional. which means.. anything la. playing arcade? ice-skating? LAN!)

and i also feel you shouldn't pay for the first date unless your super rich cause that sets the precedence, she'll be paiseh to offer to pay cause scared you'll make a scene, and your.. just dead cause the cost x2.

rofl i think i've sidetracked alot. i can't even remember what my main point was lo.
anddd. i need to play dota badly. zhijie's broodmother build is just damn imba can't stand it. hahaha. maybe later peeps.

Pon

Ok well yesterday being thursday proved to be a much stressful day for me. As well as the other alpha-males. i went for training, and to my dismay, we were expected to repeat tuesdays physical session. Sprints, passing, drills, tackles, more sprints. sprints, sprints and more sprints. It was amazing how i did not puke. Incredible.Gymmed, lunch with the guys. then i headed down to church for musical practice. Half dead, sore and extremely shagged from the training, i particularly did not enjoy myself very much during the practice session.REACHED HOME AT LIKE 12. so obviously i couldnt wake up or this mornings training session. My bad people. ill be down on tuesday. for now.ITS MASS CONVO TIME.go tag tag tag!

Amazing. my tagboard is finally up. Im delighted. THANKEW JANELLE. :)))))

YOYO WASSUP looks who's here y'all.

hahaha. and i'm still damn tired. somehow i haven't seemed to have shaken off the lethargy, coming straight out of a hectic albeit meaningful 11 days. yeah marcus lionel and i were talking about it, and its true la. i've really never spent so many days in a row with church people, or virtually anyone outside my immediate family. i don't know abt y'all la! but personally, it must be said that i'm having the time of my life (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALA!

OKAY. the neoprints are kinda small but aiyah just go double click.

mhmmm. priscilla and isabel tried dota! haha i know it feels like its too complicated or what laa.. i also felt the same way what at first. like omg so many items and heroes and each with a different skillset/ability but you'll get it after awhile one! serious lo. ahahaha. ISABEL FIRST-BLOODED OKAY! -clapclapclap- then the show red eye was kinda.. okay la no comments but i don't think it was that good or what. a view which concurs with priscilla herself! the birthday girl who was cooerced into renting a room haii. ahaha aight kidding la (: i'm sure she enjoyed herself too.

mhmm. haha dunno if i've told y'all this before. actually at one point i was going to all the various youth groups in other churches la.. and mt carmel youth MUST be the most vibrant of the lot but then again.. this kinda thing no need say one!! hahaha.

aight imma off to toapayoh watch tabletennis.

laterr

All ye follow me

Yes yes, the moment some people have been waiting for , Pictures. and surely gay ones too. we have lesbian. gays. metros. emos. hardcore. and even boys looking sexy in uniform. how cool is that? oh and did i mention boys advertising sanitary pads.

All ye follow me

Yes yes, the moment some people have been waiting for , Pictures. and surely gay ones too. we have lesbian. gays. metros. emos. hardcore. and even boys looking sexy in uniform. how cool is that? oh and did i mention boys advertising sanitary pads.

Tagboard is the sex yo!

Alright, many thanks to those people who have struggled to help me. :) THANK YOU. Unfortunately, many have ceased to do so after coming to the realization that i know absolutely nothing about blogging. Even an amateur would know how to set up ablogskin. Even better, a tagboard. i've received a list of websites to aid me.

Namely,

http://chatter.flooble.com/
www.haloscan.com
www.iforgothelastone.com

To my dismay, all these websites not only prove to be ineffective. But they have a tendency to make things so much more complicated for me. Seeing a jumble of words and pictures and numbers all in one page, has a very negative effect on the neuropsycological part of my brain. Im highly sophisticated, and hence i see every minute detail effortlessly. It pains me just to pinpoint the exact location where i can actually set up my tagboard with a few easy steps. Apparently, it wasnt as easy as i thought. Ok well, enough for the chatter.

TOMORROW IS PRISCILLA"S BIRTHDAY. SO everyone go wish her happy birthday folks! Ok great. before we do that . i have a problem. how am i supposed to get people to wish her a happy birthday , when in the first place. MY BLOG ISNT LINK TO ANY OTHER BLOGS CAUSE I DUNNO HOW TO?! Ideas ,Ideas, but they all never work.

Ok heck, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRISICILLA AND A VERY SWEET 15 birthday to you :))))) alright tomorrows the big day. Toodles for now. im shagged.

BLOGGING IS SO ADDICTIVE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. see i just entered my last post. And here i am again. Clicking on the New Post icon. and typing this shit out. Awww man , my head is killing me. My poor oxygen-deprived brain has not slept since my return from training. Whatever the case, im i got grilled real good, with a red-pink complexion for starters.

Ok i feel like being random. But i love sean tan alot. Hey sean maybe you should be happy i put your name on my blog ok! ass. Wheres mine for some regconition huh? Noob.

Oh by the way, this blog is solely shared by all the alpha-males out there. Though honestly, i wont consider myself one. Barely surviving today's ordeal during training . Im not fit to be an alpha-male. i should just jump straight to zeta-male. oh damn, im quite excited for a tagboard. Never in my entire life have i ever gotten people to help me tag. its just keeps my pulse racing, olala.

Questions.
1. Are alpha-males and "so called cool zha bo" club going out tomorrow. Man damn, i dont even feel like moving my legs now. Their frigging pain.Ah heck la, musical cum training cum training cum musical cum church. Pretty eventful holidays aye. I just realised blogging poses so much more fun then watching my bros play Marvel vs Capcom and getting owned asswhipped by the noob computer boss. AHAHAAHAHA.

One more thing.
I Love my boys and girls!

Help People

Oh btw. I NEED A TAGBOARD! PRISCILLA PLEASE HELP ME THANKEWWWW. :)):) HEH. thanks a billion!

SHAGGDIAOX!

Hi people. im really shagg diaox. i went for my 1st rugby trg today. and i puked not once but twice. I nearly died halfway, but something just kept me going. the weather was seriously scorching. and water breaks came like at every 45mins? oh im glad its over. next session is on thursday. lets hope i survive. BATH AND SLEEPPPP FOR NOW. HAHAHHAHA. SIaOXSIanXz o.0

Abyss

Ok i was just thinking, this is how you act emo. like really emo on a blog. its gonna be damn stupid but who cares.

Torn into a million pieces, what would life be without you. Empty. Void. Nothingness. Sometimes you try to hide it, but the pain just keeps coming back. The endless torment, the struggle of acertain self refusing to give something so treasure, so loved away. It hurt. No i wouldnt let it in. Torn , broken and shattered aloud. Who would have thought her so capable of committing such acts of . Argh. tragedy. I need you, will you not leave. Im just a lost soul without you. Life sucks. Its meaningless. whats the point of living . I hate you more then anything else now. Asshole. who do you think you are treating me the way you did. Whatsmore, the trust i placed in you. All but betrayed. Shame. Deceit. You were all but nothing but lies. Get away, i hate you. I DONT WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN .I should have known earlier. Well, so much for a blog entry. Black.

Then the tears started rolling . andhe/ she cried , and cried, and cried, and cried and cried.
alright Emochild. you need serious counselling. maybe thats how it really feels like being emo.

Degenerate

I just keep having the notion that ill die during tomorrows training session. its my first proper training in what i would say 6mths. and my fitness is seriously, in a terrible condition. Aww heck. ill probably just puke everything out. My skin has become a Disgasssting state of purple - palor, complexion isnt any better. and my adominal muscles have decided to coat itself with a thick layer of fat. how sweet of them. Well, some of these things are gonna change by tomorrow! ok 3 posts are quite enough for me in a day. im heading off now . oh and dont forget to a.t. its the new cool.

Exodus

1.5 hours of what you would call a valiant attempt , have proved to be all but futile. First, i forgot my username 10mins after creating my new blog. Second, i forgot my password. To complicate matters, i realised that my Username was no relevance to my display name on this blog. what a friggin noob. Anyways, i got priscilla to remember my username and pw, in the event that i forget it again. Oh well, who cares, blogs are pretty much high maintenance, comparable to the female species. :) I have to thank Isabel and Priscilla, for their great contribution in this blog. BUT FIRST , i have to find a new blogskin. Find a way to generate a tagboard, add some conctacts. and there we go . wooots. Oh yeah, ill get all my sexy twins to post here sooner or later. For the record, im not gay. SOCCER LATER WITH SEAN TAN LIONEL AARON AND MARCUS ! gonna own.s .x

Ressurection

After much thought, ive finally decided to create this blog. Countless sleepless nights have ired me into doing so, bouyed by constant pangs and flashes of emotional trauma, the distraughts of within, i have finally forced myself into visiting www.blogger.com with the aid of my sidekick isabel choo